The Dictatorship of Eastern Alt Neoubeleland is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Damiano Lupoj with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 847 million Neoubelelandians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Foxiana. The average income tax rate is 58.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Eastern Alt Neoubelelandian economy, worth 73.5 trillion Foxins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 86,829 Foxins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", adultery has been made a capital offence, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors, and maps of the enemy's positions are often covered in blood. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern Alt Neoubeleland's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eastern Alt Neoubeleland is ranked 46,196^th in the world and 1,498^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 73 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.